Radical Joke #2

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A capitalist is walking through his factory with a friend.

Friend asks, “What did you tell that man just now?”

“I told him to work faster”, answers the capitalist.

“How much do you pay him?” asks the friend.

“Fifteen dollars a day” answers the capitalist.

“Where do you get the money to pay him?” asks the friend.

“I sell products”, answers the capitalist.

“Who makes the products?” asks the friend.

“He does”, answers the capitalist.

“How many products does he make in a day?” asks the friend.

“Fifty dollars worth”, answers the capitalist.

“Then”, concludes the friend, “Instead of you paying him, he pays you thirty-five dollars a day to tell him to work faster”.

“Huh”, and the capitalist quickly adds, “Well, I own the machines”.

“How did you get the machines?” asks the friend.

“I sold products and bought them”, answers the capitalist.

“And who made those products?” asks his friend.

To which the capitalist can only respond…”Shut up! He might hear you”.

Copyright © Bertell Ollman 2004-2013. All rights reserved.

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